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ТекстWon'tcha come on down to Rapture, jam a needle in your arm
It'll slowly corrode your genetical code, but it's all part of the charm
So you're a gross abomination, but in time you're gonna be...
So glad ya came on down to the best little town at the bottom of the deep blue sea
Hop in a bathysphere, take in the atmosphere, it's like New York, but with more fish
This unholy demon spawn looks like Joan Rivers in the morning,
but down here she's quite a dish
Aquatic nightmare drones are known to freely roam
with little sisters who require their help
I mean to tell you plainly mister, if that thing there was my sister,
I'd believe I'd disown myself, mahhh!
So you're stuck awhile in Rapture, and politically it's ...tense?
Libertarians scream, it's an Ayn Rand wet dream, and brother I mean soakin'
I'm not even jokin'
Don'tcha know the locals love the lifestyle, watch 'em scale the walls with glee
They're glad they came on down to best little town at the bottom of the deep blue sea
Try out the U-invent, it doesn't cost a cent, you're gonna love to mix and match
Just steal some glue from evil red guy, and a screw from smelly dead guy,
and you've made some crap from scratch
And there's this Atlas Joe, right on your radio, and he'll give you helpful hints and such
I bet you'll do his bidding blindly if he utters "would you kindly," but ohhhh,
I've said too much
So, you get a bit of story and a horrid killing spree!
Because you came on down to best little town
You're tryin' not to drown in this creepy town,
It really takes the crown though it's the only town in the bottom of the deep blue sea,
Forget Atlantis, it's the best little town at the bottom of the deep blue...
Somewhere beyond the sea, they spell it R-A-P-T-U-R-E.
ТекстBioShock Under the Sea Parody
Written by Brian Murphy
Your plane crashed into the ocean
There’s not much you can recall
So come stay with us in Rapture
Where the great do not fear the small
I have built the world around you
With the sweat of my own brow
Up there leeches ask for their share
Under here we let them drown
Under the sea, under the sea
The city’s so pretty, you should stay with me
Would you kindly
Up on the shore they’re parasites
I’d rather be a man and splice
Try our new plasmids, body enhancements
Under the sea
Just look at our little sisters
We turn children into beasts
You can harvest them for power
But watch out for Big Daddy
The ADAM is habit forming
The splicers, they like to tweak
But it gives you super powers
So let’s be genetic freaks!
Under the sea, under the sea
Right-wing extremists, not for the squeamish
Take it from me
Men will evolve the human race
While all the slaves will just obey
So would you kindly, please come and find me
Under the sea (would you kindly) Under the sea (would you kindly)
You seem enraptured by life in Rapture
Naturally (would you kindly)
I find it best that you should stay
And listen to every word I say
You can’t defy me, oh would you kindly
Under the sea